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nickyb

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Nov 21, 2011
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Tests on City's 25 man squad have revealed that at least half of the members of the squad contain up to 97% horsemeat!!!!

This discovery has NOT shocked or surprised the football world as Pulis.and his chum
'Arry are well known horse traders.

Pulis from his palatial house in Sandibanks released the statement "neigh comment"
 
Just heard this..
Whelan, Whitehead, and Shotton we're spotted jumping garden hedges late last night. Whelan won the race by a head, Shotton was brought down at the 1st by Whitehead.
 
Just heard that the word 'knackered' has been banned from the stables, oops I mean dressing room, also none of the stoke players are 'glued' to their x-boxes