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Well, see, there's this misconception that people in positions of power or authority actually know more than the average guy on Twitter. Maybe once that were true, pre-Tweeting. But then again I'm not even sure it's EVER been the case - seems this Internet thingy has just made them ever-more exposed for the attention-grabbing, power-hungry despotic fckwits they all really are.

It seems insane that not one single journalist has taken it upon themselves to say something about Virgin Money, to print something, to suggest something to Cisse or to NUFC. But then again, it's on every level - for example, The Chronicle interviews Pardew about the disastrous season, he blames Europe, the stats say something else but no-one bothers their arse to find out the truth of it. Football WANTS to be so very, very important, yet it really just isn't. People like Sky, Martin Samuel and TalkSport spend every waking hour trying to convince us that it's life-changing, the be all and end all, and that the people involved in it are at the very pinnacle of humanity....but the very slightest scratch at the surface reveals something else entirely.

 

You have pictures?

 

Tash has bedsheets?

 

I'll have to extract stills from the video...

 

Was this the moment you were tempted by the dark side?

 

If anything it made me see that there is such as a thing as too much dark...

 

There is still good in you Darth, I can sense it.

 

After what I've seen, there is no turning back...

 

Oooh!