People are missing an obvious fact that needs clearing up here. What type of ape are we talking? If we're talking a silver back gorilla then that's one heavy unit. We're talking at least the weight of James Earl Jones. But a female bonobos is nowt. Think tattoo from fantasy island.
Phew, just when I was losing faith in you Ernie! But tell me, I'm interested; in your mind, is the allegorical ape (can we call him Bubbles?) a bonny ape and what is his preference, on the level or a little laid- back?
You're well off base mate; Ernie strikes me as the sort of guy who would give a female Bonobos a croggy.
Aye you're right. But if Ernie was getting up to what we are all thinking, then the bonobos is the most likely.
The ape was literally there as a dead weight. For the purpose of outlining the struggle I had reading part of Morrissey's biography by comparing two different forms of hard work, the ape needed no actual form or personality. However, if I had to hazard a guess then it would be that the ape would be a 37 year old female chimpanzee, about 4 foot tall and weighing 170 pounds, having a prominently swelling perineum, being native to Zaire and answering to the name of Glenda.
He's trying to get in with the GC group of jocks too. Quite sad. I don't think he knows where he's from and is just searching for an identity. It cant be too long before he starts typing like them too.
