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started writing poetry last night

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    <laugh><rofl><ok><magic> etc
     
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    we should also bring back the 'thank' button so i could thank for the post above

    and the 'dislike' buton for toby

    bring back rep too i say
     
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    this ^
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Died on the way to the prom <laugh>
     
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    Indeed. It doesn't really scan Scan, knowhatimean man?
     
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    Awoken as the sun streamed in
    The sheets so wet, my breath so thin
    I turned to see the empty space
    No milky form, no limb, no face
    I grabbed my robe and stumbled on
    I checked all rooms, but he was gone
    Crying out, my heart now broken
    Ghosts of words, no longer spoken
    I slumped against a wall and slid
    And like a child, I sobbed and hid
    But as I cracked and wracked and wilted
    A finger touched, my chin was tilted
    There before me, the golden man
    My friend, my lover, my wondrous Scan
     
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    • UNBELIEVEABLY good work there Ponders
     
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    East is East
    And West is West
    And middle is in between
    But only God can make a tree .
     
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    Took about 90 seconds. But thank you.
     
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    Anyone else want a poem? Any subject will do.

    I'm here for at least another hour, and then I'm heading out for lunch at Huffers in Hadleigh, Suffolk.
     
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    Ode to the Joy of Gambolism :grin:
     
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    A poem about my hands, please! X
     
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    With throbbing member, hard and proud
    He marched to town to face the crowd
    'Hey, G,' they roared, faces twisted
    As woman smiled and windows misted
    'Put that rod of iron back'
    Or we'll slice and slash and jab and hack
    But G was strong and resolute
    As he stroked the shaft from head to root
    'I'll never yield to you,' he stated
    For he cared not that he was hated
    'I've a cock so long and true'
    'Your wives want me, they pity you'
    And then came wrath and rage and ire
    As G dodged blows and kicks and fire
    He fled the square to find some peace
    Within the bed of the mayor's young niece
    The love they made was oh so sweet
    She dined that night on G's fine meat
    And came the moon as evening fell
    G slipped away, to Motherwell
     
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