Star Wars

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Not enough quality fanage for me. The main bird in it looks about 12 and there is a serious lack of other totty to ogle. Funniest thing for me was finding out that Captain Phasma (the shiny silver storm trooper in a cape) was a woman. All those fans who bought the costumes for their sons before the film came out were probably in tears. The actress inside the costume isn't much of a looker either, she's the hefty blonde lady-knight from Game of Thrones who is about 9ft tall in her slingbacks.

Are they ever going to give the films a decent title though?

How about -

Star Wars 8 : I got 99 problems but a Bocce aint one
Star Wars 8 (set in London) East Endors
Star Wars 8 : Don't leave in a Hoth, let me call you a cab and you can leave in a minute and a Hoth
Star Wars 8 : Lineker's Costa Brava Revenge (Dego Bar System)

 

Finally watched this film tonight. Thought it was pretty good although not much different from the old ones in terms of......

Canny be arsed

*****s

 

Fanny