I suspect you were one of those sad ****s that hung around Airports and Train Stations to do some plane/train spotting. You Sir are a ****y stamp collecting anorak wearing train and plane spotting crusty old speccy spazzy *****
My new company xmas party is booked. You're self employed aren't you? Best just get a takeaway from the Indian. Chicken Maryland and Chips for one.
Aye. I stopped having a company xmas party years ago. It distressed the other party goers when they saw me sitting at a table for one in a party hat with nobody pulling my cracker.