Standards - For Dougie and the rest of you men...

fixed that for you

 

Both as bad as each other. I've heard some "great" things about perth.

 

Don't believe everything you hear in the media.

I'd argue with that but to be brutally honest I think most people here enjoy staying in a cesspool.

 

perth is a dismal place. i drove through once, it was shut.

 

I know Scotland is renouned for its drink and drugs, but you're a self proclaimed druggy.

 

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Prove it.

 

I can't, ya ***

 

I've never touched a paracetamol in my life - Am taking you to the high court for slander, ya dick.

 

Won't the perth court be shut though?

 

Perth doesn't have a high court, besides if I took it to them the judges who know me would claim some bullshit like "I've charged you with possession before..." etc ****s are full of ****e.

 

Point indirectly proven.

 

Saints you're the worst student ever

You think drugs are evil and you drink pear cider on nights out

 

No, you assume I drink pear cider on a night out! I drink it, doesn't mean I drink when out.

I've had my time with drugs and getting drunk is better.

 

Taking drugs makes you cool dontcha' know?

 

Of course.

 

Yes you do, you pikey bashing alky.

 

Aw shucks you sure know how to flatter a guy gambol.

 

Yer ma kinda people

 

Nah, they just allow you to believe you are cool...not sure if there is a difference of not.

Had some evil madman two weekends ago. Felt rough on Monday from the Friday. Never again (Until tonight.)

 

I had a bad binge on the madman a month or 2 back I almost committed suicide by jumping off the bridge would've made the pain go away