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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Rofl
     
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    Rolf, another one of the Lefty Loony paedo British Buggering Corporations darlings <ok>

    No coincidence he was a vegan as well.
     
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    If there’s a rustle in the hedgerow
    Don’t be alarmed now :emoticon-0159-music
     
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    When you were in your 20's did Rolf let you play with his didgieridoo on Jim'll **** It on the paedo endorsing BBC?
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    When I was in my 20s last year? No mate, he was still in the jug I think. Why, did he tie your kangaroo down sport?
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Nae idea pal.

    I can't even remember what happened yesterday.
     
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    DMD Eh?
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    Rolf Harris used to own a pet shop in Maidstone, Kent, called Pets Fayre. He rarely visited the place, except to collect the takings once a month and to drop off boxes of cuttlefish, millet and other sundries.

    How do I know this? I managed the place during the mid to late 90s, that's how. Harris sacked me after I purposely freed a chinchilla called Martin.
     
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    You write the scripts for "Would I Lie To You?" innit?
     
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    I have written a few scripts in my time, yes, but not for that particular show.
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    ****ing good riddance to the sick ****ing ****.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh>
     
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    we're thinking of booking you, but aren't sure of the dates. Are you flexible?
    Yeah but I can't do This Morning.

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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Fuxake <laugh>
     
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