St James' Park

I'm not aware of any such issues to be honest. Before Jak or ACS chimes in, yes I do sit in the corporate. The suite I am in has been fully refurbished in the close season and is great. There are no issues with WC's, no problems actually inside the seated area, nothing. What has fallen into disrepair?

I'm not suggesting I can do something about it or actually give a **** about all the paupers, I'm just nosey.

 

Put it this way... i’d Prefer to have a **** in bees hive than at SJP.
No ambience or locks on the door either.

 

I have to say that the food wasn’t up to its usual standard on Sunday. I think the Carpaccio de bœuf charolais à l’italienne was a little overdone and the Chateau Latour 2009 was corked without a doubt but at least the Gregg’s pasties were warm.

 

I've sat in the east stand for 31 years and it's, a ****in dump. . Facilties ****e and the toilets a ****in disgrace I sit two off the front and regularly get wet when it rains.. Oh and I pay £668 for the pleasure.

 

Also has the smallest leg room between rows of seats in the stadium

 

I think if we get new owners and some decent investment, I believe we could get 80,000 fans turning up.
No, I'm not deluded...

 

Yes you are deluded if you think we are getting new owners.

 

Why anyone would think we need a stadium increase is beyond me. We are just right for us. You could maybe squeeze another 10K or so if we actually got run properly and had a go.

 

First thing they need to do is get the escalator done to the Earl.

 

Servants complaining you're putting weight on, are they?

 

They are paid not to complain.

 

What the **** are you expecting? Dimmed lights, soft music, incense burners, a man with after shave and a towel ready?

 

Did make me laugh out loud that one.

 

I like mood music, hooks on doors, locks on doors.. quilted bog roll, incense burners yes, and nice decor to calm things when one is pushing out a log.

Women get it for child birth so men should for log birthing. I’m offended that things are so unequal in society.

 

The funny thing is we’ll get new owners, new players and still we’ll look at the fact we have nee chance of winning owt. Pies will still be ****e, prices still high, atmosphere “not what it was”.

Football has moved on and whilst we’re all ****ed off about it, it ain’t gonna change back again.

Look at some books on “nostalgia”. Nobody is allowed to be bored anymore, which ironically stifles both our entertainment threshold and our creativity. Why do you think alcohol is both legal and cheap? Stops full on ****ing riots.

 

They have all those at Man Utd.

 

I have a sneaking suspicion that this one may get 'over the line'.

Probably.

Not.