St Godder's Cipher

I like your new capitalisation Joe! If only I could get rid of this cursed dash.

 

I was bullied into it. You can, surely?

 

It suits you, I like it.

I wish! The reason I had the dash to begin with is the reason I have it now - there's already a user named "Dan". Apparently I'm not the only Dan in the world with originality issues.

 

Well at least choose a more interesting punctuation mark. I like "Dan!" or "Dan?"

 

I wonder if the interrobang would work on here ‽

 

Only one way to find out.

 

Wonderful!

 

Today has been productive.

 

I feel refreshed. 21 days to decide if I like it! It's a shame you're only allowed 5 changes, otherwise I'd add a new punctuation mark every three weeks.

 

I liked your original name, -Dan. Your explanation of why you did it was mundane, but the name had a mysterious air to it as if you were separate from the hoi polloi.

 

Well I have been going around and around in circles and then I shot off at a tangent. Still no sine of a solution so I shall have to cosine myself to defeat with this one!

This message board is going to be hell in the close season.

 

Do you not feel the interrobang also adds to my mystique?

Especially if we keep getting trigonometry related humour!

 

I'm crushed! Surely my earlier reference was sufficient to join the -Dan gang?

 

Send me a PM with the answer, mate.

Dan? [the poster formerly known as -Dan] has become so lonely that he's trying to reinvent himself.

 

I'll do a Prince and remove the name Dan entirely

 

BTW, I looked up interrobang, as it was unknown to me [always learning], and it might turn out useful because I have been known to type ?! in the past, which is exactly what the interrobang appears to have been created for. So look out for appropriate interrobangs in the future. Next season should be ripe for them.

 

I tend to type ?! because it's far quicker than finding the interrobang and pasting it in, though now it's part of my username I'll have it on every page! Also, don't you think 'interrobang' is in general a great word?

 

Make room Dan‽. HotBovril has sent me a PM and he's got your number.

That's two in the Ivory Tower.

 

It sounds like an adult movie filmed in a police station.

 

That's exactly what it sounds like.