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St Arsehole's Day!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Feb 26, 2015.

  1. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    I am glad as Spurs have had me in fits of laughter for 50 years !
     
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  2. SpursDisciple

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    You're older than I expected. Maybe your maturity should come through in your posts <ok>
     
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  3. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    I make the posts so that immature people and others like yourself that are less clever can understand them !

    Seriously though I am not that ****ing old that u can't still enjoy myself.

    good luck against the hoops.

    In all reality I would rather have Spurs be a rival than Chelsea.
    I remember when everyone hated Leeds because of the way they played and their manager. Chelsea are the new Leeds and I hope they go the same way.

    by the way our next game is not West Ham it as away against United in the FA Cup
     
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    It is West Ham's next game though.

    What's the FA Cup? <whistle>
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    Competition for the big teams <whistle>
     
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    Astounding irony.
     
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  7. gooner4ever

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    well done you understood the irony of the bad grammar ! it was intentional <cool>
     
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  8. I've noticed that this thread hasn't been updated since 2015!

    So, lads...

    When do you think it will be this season?

    I reckon we'll get the business done quicker than last season, yeah?
     
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    **** OFF AND STOP BUMPING ALL YOUR OWN ****TY ****ING TWATTING BORING ****FACE THREADS, YOU UTTER SIMPLETON.
     
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  10. BANTER WARNING!

    This thread may contain outbursts of banter. Those of an unnaturally sour-faced and boring-bastard disposition, please depart this thread immediately to another thread where your lack of humour and aggressive outbursts are likely to be more appreciated.
     
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  12. Libby

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    Rattled.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    Bastard. How did you tell?
     
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    Kudos for posting!
     
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  16. You still haven't got over that whole "Masturbating Monkey" piss-take, have you, mate?
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    On the contrary mate. People come here to gawp at your self humiliation so it’s the perfect analogy for you. You just weren’t aware that you were mocking yourself :)
     
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  18. There is a small pocket of people desperately trying to get banned by testing brb's patience and acting like complete ****s, but by and large most people who visit this board do so for some solid banter.

    Talking of which, you still haven't answered the question, Pix.

    When do you think we will be celebrating St Arsehole's Day, this season?

    There are 10 matches left, so 30 points for everyone to play for. You're only 10 points behind us. So, we've got to lose 4 matches to give you a chance of overtaking us. It could happen. Do you think it will?

    If you don't think it will happen, then by logical deduction you believe that we will be finishing above you, this season. So, the valid question remains - when do you think it will become mathematically impossible for Arsenal to finish above Spurs?

    Obviously, if both teams never lose another match, St Arsehole's Day will be celebrated at the end of match 35.

    I reckon we can get the business done before then, though.

    What do you reckon, mate?
     
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    ^^^^ rattled and ranting.
     
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  20. Truly, I am not, Pix.

    I know that this is a wum thread - hands up, guilty, your Honour! - but there is a serious point behind it.

    I simply don't believe in that bollocks spouted by some Gooners that where you finish in relation to Spurs isn't something you think about. Rubbish! You might just have been able to get away with that comment at the end of last season, but it's clearly the case that the long-awaited Power-Shift isn't merely a blip, and that you are now very much the poorer cousin in North London. Most of the Gooners I know feel more pain from the continual jibes endured at the mouths of us Yids, than they do at the prospect of spending another season in the CL wilderness.

    So, yes, I am having a bit of a laugh at your expense with this thread, but that doesn't meant that there isn't some serious footy discussion to be had off the back of it.
     
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