OK!OK! so itâs a bit late this time, but Iâve only had a couple of days to get my muse and my mojo working and to recover from the reality check at the Bridgeâ¦â¦. and only a week to recover from the shock of Soldado scoring his annual goal from open playâ¦â¦
So hereâs this weekendâs rabble-rousing offering, sincerely hoping we make ourselves heard this afternoon (not that Iâm able to help much, as I have a severe bout of cold/cough to contend with â¦â¦. no doubt because I went for a free flu jab last week, eh?!)
HEY, YOU!
(with apologies to Messrs Jagger & Richards, and all Stones fans!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3F4GmbHl5g
I love watching Tottenham
From the lowly eighth row of my block
And I feel at home lookin' at the Y***os
Imaginin' the rot has stoppedâ¦â¦..
Then in comes a guy
Who's all dressed up in last year's Eagles kit
And says, âI've paid five grand
And I have this seat just in front â Iâll sit!â
I said, "Hey, you, get out of our crowd
Hey, you, get out of our crowd
Hey, you, get out of our crowd
No Palace fans here â itâs not allowed -
In our crowd, baby"
The Tottnam crowd is singin' -
I say, "Hi, it's me whoâs singinâ here in my line?"
A voice says, "Hi, Audrey, how are you?â
âWell, I guess I'm singin' fine!"
It's three pm, there's not much noise -
âDon't you people wanna prove youâre not dead?
'Cause we feel so good -
Do you have to drive me out of my head?â
I said, "Hey, you, weâre the Tottnam crowd
Hey, you, weâre the Tottnam crowd
Hey, you, weâre the Tottnam crowd
No silent fans here â itâs not allowed
In our crowd, baby"
I was feeling tired, fed up with this,
And decided to have a cheer for Kane -
He smiled and scored a total screamer -
But that Soldado couldnât score againâ¦..
I gave them a shout
I was so happy I started to dream
By the whistle, the midfield runners had got us two more
Warnock was guttedâ¦..
I said, "Hey, you, weâre the Tottnam crowd
Hey, you, weâre the Tottnam crowd
Hey, you, weâre the Tottnam crowd
Score us a goal and weâll sing your name loud â
Thatâs our crowd, Robbie!â
Prediction: Spurs 3 Palace 1
Scorers: Kane, Mason, Lennon
Cheers, Spurf!
