Bangers alight (Balotelli) with apologies to Peter Sellers and Sohia Loren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPYdnkK9Fqc They found him down in Italy And thought that he looked great, And so they brought him back to play And make some scouser mates; And though heâs transferred happily, I'll tell you furthermore When he comes down to White Hart Lane He isnât going to score! Here comes Balotelli, lads, We thought heâd gone away! See him on the telly, lads - Ev'ry blinkin' day! He says heâll be a good boy now Not like he was before! Well, Suarez has gone, so they wanted him on â But heâll get them cards galore! Bangers alight (Balotelli) On fireworks night (Balotelli) Well theyâre hoping heâll give âem some bite in the box, Like Suarez gave before! Keep your Balotelli, lads! We wouldnât want him here! Weâve seen him on the telly, lads - Heâs boring us to tears! Weâll score three goals on Sunday, lads, Through Ade, Kane and Rose Well now Suarez has gone, so Kaboul will stay on And tread on Marioâs toes! Prediction: Spurs 3 Liverpool 2 Scorers: Ade, Kane, Rose Cheers, Spurf
