Palice (the version by Smokie)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUy83PKjkOI
Pulis called when he got the word,
He said: "I suppose you've heard -
About Palace?"
Well I rushed to the tv,
And I switched it on,
But I could hardly believe my eyes -
As a big limousine rolled up
Into Palace's drive...
Ian Holloway


was leaving,
âCos they said he had to go -
I guess they had their reasons,
And I just don't want to know,
'Cos for plenty more years
We've been winning most games with Palace
Palace? Who the f**k are Palace!
Plenty more years just a season at a time,
âCos Palace are like yo-yos, they go down and then they climb
So
next season weâll get used to
not having a game with Paliceâ¦..
Palice? Who the f**k are Palice!
Played them in August, down at Selhurst Park,
Pen from Soldado kept them in the dark,
Poor old Pulice.
Now we go to the match, with our heads held high,
Weâre gonna beat them â without reply -
Put a big relegation cloud in
Poor old Pulice's sky.


Ian Holloway was leaving,
(etc)
Pulis? Who the f**k is Pulis!
Plenty of goals just waiting to be scored,
So Defoe he gets a header, and then Lennonâs on the board,
Adebayor, Chadli, Walker all scoring against poor Palace...
Palace? who the f**k are Palace!


Prediction: Spurs 5 Palice 0
Scorers: Chadli, Lennon, Walker, Adebayor, Defoe
Cheers, Spurf!

Hope you like this little bit of banter
(which you mentioned on another thread you enjoy - me too!)