Nothinâ Like A Dane
(from South Pacificâ¦.. more or less)
We got fans up in the stands,
We got super AVB,
We got Belgians and Brazilians
Thoâ they didnât come for free,
We spent millions on these players
And theyâll play their dandy games!
What else we got?
We got our Dane!
We got Holtby on the bench,
We got Sandro, heaven knows,
We got headers from Soldado
And nice runs from Danny Rose,
We got Lennon (thoâ heâs injured)
We got Dawson playing well -
What else we got?
You know darn well!
We have someone whoâs proud of his Tottnam shirt now
We got someone whoâll run till it really hurts nowâ¦..
There is nothin' like our Dane,
Nothin' in the world,
There is no-one you can name
That is anythin' like our Dane!

We felt restless, we felt blue,
We felt lonely, and in brief,
We felt ev'ry kind of feelin',
But the feelin' of relief;
We felt lost without our Gareth
- Hadnât kept him like we should! -
What did we feel?
We felt no good!
The way Bale played for us was beautiful, but brother,
There is one particular guy that is nothin' whatsoever
In any way, shape or form like any other.

There is nothin' like our Dane,
Nothin' in the world,
There is no-one you can name
That is anythin' like our Dane!
No-one else can play the same,
No-one in the world!
No-one else can run the game
With a pirouette like our Dane!
There is absolutely nothin' like the Dane at the Lane.
So I know our Dane ain't big
Or as fast as Gareth Bale,
Or as ruthless as Paulinho,
Or a macho kind of male -
It's a waste of time to worry
Over things that he has not,
Be thankful for the things we got!
There is nothin' you can name
That is anythin' like our Dane!
There are no shots like our Daneâs,
And no-one blocks like our Dane.
Nobody thinks like our Dane,
And no-one jinks like our Dane,
No-one tracks like our Dane,
Or tackles back like our Dane.
There ain't a thing that's wrong with our team here
That can't be cured by putting them near
Now truly Tottenhamâs Christian Eriksen - Dane!
ps Prediction: Spurs 3 West Ham 0
Scorers: Eriksen, Soldado, Vertonghen



COYS!
Cheers, Spurf!
