A Trip to the Mysterious East........ (no, not Upton Park)
with apologies to Regina Spektor (âGenius Next Doorâ)
(I think this time you might need to listen to the original on YouTube, while singing these words!)
Some said that Luton Town had been enchanted
Others said it must have been the weather
Supporters were trying to keep it quiet
But I swear that I could hear some laughter
So we jokingly mocked defeat by Norwichâ¦

Then overnight that laughter turned, our hopes were shattered

Our team in Leeds were drifting, failing, losing,
Playing like to them it didn't matter!
So now weâll hold in our breath till we come back up in full
Hold in our breath while we win 3-2, thatâs cool!
The genius of Bale is skinning full-backs
Scoring goals with legs like Betty Grableâs
Steffen Freund is mumbling German grumbles -
We don't care as long as we are able:
Another tap-in then by Dempsey
And Lennon scores while they are sleeping
And we win midweek away at Norwich -
Three goals, and Llorisâs sharp keeping!

So now weâll hold in our breath till we come back up in full.
Holtbyâs arriving; we win 3-2; thatâs cool, thatâs cool!
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Prediction: Norwich 2 Spurs 3
Scorers: Bale, Lennon, Dempsey
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Apologies to Ms Regina Spektor
I hope my little song does not deject her.
And no, Iâm not an AVB detractor.
This Norwich game: itâs our revenge exacter!
Although defeat by Leeds could be a factor,
We really ought to beat the Boys of Tractor,
Exploding like a nuclear reactor!
(Is Delia still around? or have they sacked âer?)
Cheers, Spurf!
