Temptation on the South Coast! (with apologies to Bing Crosby and countless others) This game we have to win Putting them in - Weâll beat Southampton! Caulkerâs safe as a rock (No) chance of a shock â Weâll beat Southampton! Weâll all be grinning When we are winning If it can simply be, Bale gets three For we are due a big score Three, maybe more Itâs at Southampton and I want four (weâll) Tear you apart Beat you and say this is the start Iâm just a fan, only a fan, (but) Youâll pay, Southampton, For all those chances weâve missed Youâre on the list You are Southampton and weâll get four (weâll) Tear you apart Beat you and say this is the start â Iâm just a fan, only a fan (but) Four-nil, Southampton!! Prediction: Southampton 0 Spurs 4 Scorers: Bale (3) Ade (1) Cheers, Spurf!
So.... Bale's back but no Dembele or Ade, and CLInt Dempsey gets another game to **** it up 4-2 again Bale & probably Dempsey (just so it'll look like I'll have to eat my words when we're winning at half-time)