Phew! Just made it! Still having to resort to old computer as my shiny new one isn’t letting me onto not606!!! Hence no time for a detailed preamble. Like ***in (Lionel Bart version) I’m reviewing the situation - just a halfway through the season. Very big game today! Talking Heads here to help. We need one or two more talking (and thinking!) heads on the pitch, by the way! And you may find yourself Trailing in the fourth-place pack; And you may find yourself With Southampton spoiling your world And you may find yourself Behind the Hammers and the Gooners for real; But you may find yourself with a game still in hand - With a difficult game……. And you may ask yourself, well How did I get here? Letting the years go by (hope the scouts don’t let me down) Letting the years go by (not paying for those we’ve found) Into the blue again after the money's gone Lasting a lifetime, not transferring those we’ve found……. And you may ask yourself How do I sort this? And you may ask yourself Where are all my three games in hand? And you may tell yourself This is my one game still in hand! And you may tell yourself This is now a difficult game! Letting the years go by (hope the scouts don’t let me down) etc Same as it ever was x 8 Players stagnating and players declining (Or gone to Watford at the bottom of the table). SONNY A SCORER, LUCAS A SCORER (Now Alli plays on at the bottom of the table.) Tottnam resolving and Tottnam improving……… Letting the years go by (hope the scouts don’t let me down) Letting the years go by (not paying for those we’ve found) No transfer news again – this is the key match now Beating the Wolves today, we must never slip back down! Letting the years go by (hope the scouts don’t let me down) etc You may ask yourself Where is that scheming CM? You may ask yourself Where do our passes go to? And you may ask yourself Am I right? Am I wrong? And you may say to yourself "My God! What have we done?" Letting the years go by (hope the scouts don’t let me down) Letting the years go by, not transferring those we’ve found No transfer news again - this is the key match now! etc Letting the years go by (hope the scouts don’t let me down) etc Same as it ever was x 3 Look where West Ham are! Leicester not keeping up - Wolves are now after us! Same as it ever was x 6 Letting the years go by - Same as it ever was And here the crunch game comes: Here comes the cruncher! Letting the games go by (same as it ever was) Same as it ever was (same as it ever was) Letting the games go by (same as it ever was) Same as it ever was - Al of my lifetime! Don’t let setbacks knock us down! Wishing defeat goodbye! Prediction: Spurs 2 Wolves 1 Scorers: Son, Moura Cheers, Spurf!!!
