Phew! Just made it! Still having to resort to old computer as my shiny new one isn’t letting me onto not606!!! Hence no time for a detailed preamble. Like ***in (Lionel Bart version) I’m reviewing the situation - just a halfway through the season. Very big game today! Talking Heads here to help. We need one or two more talking (and thinking!) heads on the pitch, by the way!
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And you may find yourself
Trailing in the fourth-place pack;
And you may find yourself
With Southampton spoiling your world
And you may find yourself
Behind the Hammers and the Gooners for real;
But you may find yourself with a game still in hand -
With a difficult game…….
And you may ask yourself, well
How did I get here?
Letting the years go by (hope the scouts don’t let me down)
Letting the years go by (not paying for those we’ve found)
Into the blue again after the money's gone
Lasting a lifetime, not transferring those we’ve found…….
And you may ask yourself
How do I sort this?
And you may ask yourself
Where are all my three games in hand?
And you may tell yourself
This is my one game still in hand!
And you may tell yourself
This is now a difficult game!
Letting the years go by (hope the scouts don’t let me down)
etc
Same as it ever was x 8
Players stagnating and players declining
(Or gone to Watford at the bottom of the table).
SONNY A SCORER, LUCAS A SCORER
(Now Alli plays on at the bottom of the table.)
Tottnam resolving and Tottnam improving………
Letting the years go by (hope the scouts don’t let me down)
Letting the years go by (not paying for those we’ve found)
No transfer news again – this is the key match now
Beating the Wolves today, we must never slip back down!
Letting the years go by (hope the scouts don’t let me down)
etc
You may ask yourself
Where is that scheming CM?
You may ask yourself
Where do our passes go to?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right? Am I wrong?
And you may say to yourself
"My God! What have we done?"
Letting the years go by (hope the scouts don’t let me down)
Letting the years go by, not transferring those we’ve found
No transfer news again - this is the key match now! etc
Letting the years go by (hope the scouts don’t let me down) etc
Same as it ever was x 3
Look where West Ham are!
Leicester not keeping up -
Wolves are now after us!
Same as it ever was x 6
Letting the years go by -
Same as it ever was
And here the crunch game comes:
Here comes the cruncher!
Letting the games go by (same as it ever was)
Same as it ever was (same as it ever was)
Letting the games go by (same as it ever was)
Same as it ever was -
Al of my lifetime!
Don’t let setbacks knock us down!
Wishing defeat goodbye!
Prediction: Spurs 2 Wolves 1
Scorers: Son, Moura
Cheers, Spurf!!!

