This week it’s the aptly named "Swan Song" (for the Swans, of course), from the repertoire of Lana del Ray [written by Elizabeth Grant, Rick Nowels]. Three left-foot shots scored on Wednesday night; I wonder if there’ll be any repeat on Saturday. I reckon there’ll be a fair few shots, anyway, and I’ve just noticed quite a few people are predicting the same score as I’d decided to plump for! Put your team’s football kit on at Wemberley - You dream so hard and try for Swanersea! You’ve got your mem’ries now: once you beat Chelersea. So leave the Prem for the teams who win everything. Nothing can stop the Spurs right now! You know you’ve lost, that's how it is! And we shall Wembley-win again - And you won't score on Saturday. We shall Wembley-win again - Your PL time will fade away. It will be your swan song, It will be your swan song, Be your swan song, It will be your swan song. You will dive deep in the League, Swans bach, The game’s up, you’re in trouble, no escape now. And Siggy’s gone - (Swans’ song!) - you’ll miss Llorente! ( ) Boney can’t save the day: your stars’ve gone away, And nothing can stop the Spurs at home, ‘Cos that's how we play: You will know you’ve lost! And we shall Wembley-win again, etc Kane will strike! Kane will strike, and Toby too; Christian scoring two (scoring two)! Say goodnight! Say goodnight to the Premier League world you knew…… We’ll say goodnight to you! And we shall Wembley-win again, etc Put your red Swansea shirts on at Wemberley (x 3) You’ll lose – it’s hard - inevitaberly! Prediction: Spurs 4 Swansea 0 Scorers: Kane, Eriksen, Alderweireld (2) Cheers, Spurf!
Imagine your life is so **** that going through and retrospectively liking predictions for Spurs to win is a good use of your time