Prediction League SPURS PREDICTION LEAGUE (Southampton)

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  1. BajanSpur

    BajanSpur Well-Known Member

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    Tottenham 2 - 1 Southampton
    Bale
    N'dombele
     
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  2. perrymanlegend

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    Mason feel good match
    4-0 Spurs Son 2 Tanguy Bale
     
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  3. audrey.s.thackeray

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    Events of the past 48 hours have managed to obscure the very important midweek fixture facing us tonight. Welcome to the harsh and unforgiving world of football management, Ryan – and the very best of luck with it: you’re a Spur and you know you are! With all the stuff going on (not least at WHL) my head turned towards Leonard Cohen (yes, I know, I was that miserable!). So I took the chance to take a look at the news as well as the match. For 24 hours, my support for Spurs hung in the balance. It remains damaged. But I’ll try to get the best out of it while it’s there.



    Ah we're drinking and we're dancing
    ’cos the ESL’s not happening
    and belated football wisdom’s running high.
    And my own beloved Tott’nam
    (“Oh the fans! We’d quite forgott’n’em!”)
    are realising why their kite won’t fly.
    And, though they played the game like bankers, :emoticon-0164-cash::emoticon-0164-cash::emoticon-0164-cash:
    they were just some greedy w*nkers
    who tried to fiddle something like a crime. :emoticon-0130-devil:emoticon-0130-devil:emoticon-0130-devil
    All the fans’ clubs told them to f*ck off :emoticon-0165-muscl:emoticon-0165-muscl:emoticon-0165-muscl
    and the players dared to speak out lots,
    so the plan was found, but quickly lost -
    there’s still hell to pay when the hooha stops:
    it's CLOSING TIME! <cheers><cheers><cheers>

    Yeah the fans’ clubs etc

    We were Poch fans, and romantic,
    but our Dan was going frantic
    and the ENIC crew were crying, "Where's the cups?"
    And the trophy shelf was naked
    and it seemed we’d never make it -
    a volcano that was waiting to erupt.
    So we started then to stagger
    slipping down the PL ladder
    till our Poch’s style seemed sadly less sublime.
    And I swear it happened just like this:
    a misplaced pass, a glaring miss;
    the fans who loved him budged and flinched,
    and with a speed that made us wince
    came CLOSING TIME! :emoticon-0106-cryin:emoticon-0106-cryin:emoticon-0106-cryin

    and I swear it happened etc

    So ENIC did their duty
    but Mourinho’s not the remedy:
    he was in it for the trophy haul
    and I bit my tongue politely
    there were some thought he’s a god (not me!) -
    declaring, declaring, declaring that his style was good football.
    So he managed Spurs and made a mess
    and I’m glad he’s gone - there's nothing left
    but sorrow and a sense of wasted time.
    Now I feel I’ve seen the Spurs get wrecked
    and I really care what happens next!
    Feels like freedom (an escape from death!)
    and what we have just seen, I guess:
    HIS CLOSING TIME! :1980_boogie_down::1980_boogie_down::1980_boogie_down:

    ’Cos I feel I’ve seen etc
    Yeah we're drinking and we're dancing
    Ryan Mason’s really happening
    and we’ll see a new beginning Wednesday night,
    when my own beloved Tott’n’am
    play to show just what they’ve gotinem!
    And we’ll even see the back four keeping tight!
    Then I’ll lift my glass to the dawn of truth
    when we play with zeal and we trust in Youth:
    attacking play is truly not a crime!
    And then Bale scores once (Son goes close twice) -
    it’s a win for the Spurs as the Saints get sliced!
    So the team head back to PL heights -
    and we shall celebrate tonight -
    Till CLOSING TIME! <ale><ale><ale><ale><ale><ale><ale><ale><bubbly><bubbly><bubbly><bubbly>

    And then Bale scores once etc
    It’s CLOSING TIME

    Oh the fans’ clubs, etc It's CLOSING TIME!
    So the plan was found etc It's CLOSING TIME!
    I swear it happened etc It's CLOSING TIME!
    The fans who loved him, etc It’s CLOSING TIME!
    So he managed Spurs, etc It’s CLOSING TIME!


    But I fear the Spurs could still get wrecked
    By Mourinho’s work and the Super Six. :emoticon-0112-wonde:emoticon-0112-wonde:emoticon-0112-wonde

    Prediction: Spurs 1 Southampton 0 :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
    Scorers: Bale <applause><applause><applause>
    Cheers, Spurf! <cheers><cheers><cheers>
     
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  4. Spurf

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    You have excelled your brilliant self audrey. <applause>
     
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  5. audrey.s.thackeray

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    :emoticon-0111-blush:emoticon-0111-blush:emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  6. Blue and White

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    Spurs 4 - 2 Southampton

    Bale, Vinni, Son and Dele

    Thank you

    COYS
     
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  7. OnlyOneDB

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    Spurs 2-2 Soton
    Moura & Bale
     
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  8. paultheplug

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    Spurs 3 Saints 1. Son Bale and LoCelso
     
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  9. PowerSpurs

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    3-0
    Son, Bale and Dier
     
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  10. Patsbighands

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    Spurs 3-1 Southampton (Son,Bale, Lo Celso)
     
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  11. Rebelspur

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    Spurs 3 Saints 1 Son Bale Moura
     
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  12. Allledleykingsmen

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    Spurs 3 - 1 Saints

    Son, Ndombele and Reguilon

    COYS !!
     
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  13. Left on the Shelf

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    Spurs 3 - 1 Soton
    Bale, Son (2)

    COYS!

    Cheers Spurf!
     
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  14. Spurlock

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    Bale
    Moura
    Son
     
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  15. Left on the Shelf

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    Feck the offside!
     
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