Two things that can be guaranteed on r/coys right now
i.) If Bruno scores for Man Utd, he'll get yet another thread
ii.) If Eriksen gets on the pitch for Inter, he'll get yet another thread
I'm almost tempted to set up a Reddit account just so I can start threads every time Binks starts for Montreal or when Benteke misses another sitter...

I'm highlighting the stupidity of a section of our support baseAre you comparing Binks and Benteke to Bruno?
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I expect the footballers will have far more protection that the rest of us unless they are idiots like Kyle Walker.Are we predicting the scoreline or the number of players who'll be testing positive a couple of weeks later?
Spurs 1-2 Utd
Bergwijn
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Or now you have forgotten how **** we can beI've got new found optimism now that we have a fit squad.
Spurs 3-1 Utd
Bergwijn, Kane and Son.
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Dele is suspended for this match2-1 Kane, Alli