Kinks this week. And it's been a tortuous one for me, so it's a late posting for a change. Anyway, the song is dedicated to the denial of the idea that players go to City because of their manager, rather than the big bucks. Let's hope we can buck (hoho) the trend and stop the City rollercoaster later today. He manages a club up in Lancashire, Where they pay big bucks just to bring stars here – Guardiola - You know - Pep Guardiola! Kyle Walker saw the boss, said he wanted to go. Poch asked for a name and Kyle said, “Well you know – Guardiola! It’s Pep Guardiola, ho ho Guardiola!” Well, I'm not the world's most cynical guy, But I really don’t think that’s why he said goodbye - Not Guardiola, Pep Guardiola, Pep Guardiola! Well, I'm not dumb and I do understand That they run off to City when offered umpteen grand - Not Guardiola, no not Guardiola, no not Guardiola! Well they’ve bought a team who are fast and bright We’re gonna play them Sat’day night - We’ll need to play our most attacking game They’ll say, "Totty boys you’d better fear our name!" Well, I'm not the world's most blinkered fan But it’s big money talking And it’s not that man, Guardiola! Like an aching molar, no not Guardiola - That pain, Guardiola, no not Guardiola! We play them away, so can’t expect more. We might get a draw. We’ll not sink to our knees! We’ll run at them, and they at us, ’Cos there’s no way that we’ll park a big bus! I always want us to play that way ’gainst Guardiola – ’gainst Pep Guardiola Goals will be three, and three will suffice - With a Kane shot, Alli shot, Dier shot (nice!) Like a heavy roller, ho ho Guardiola, Too much, Guardiola, ho ho Guardiola! We’re far from home and we can’t do more - No I can’t imagine Spurs will really get four - Poch will smile and give the lads a hand. He’ll say, "Tott’nam boys, that was really grand!" Well I'm not the world's most biased old man, But I know what I am and I'm a loyal Spurs fan - Guardiola? – No no Guardiola. No no Guardiola etc Prediction: Man City 3 Spurs 3 Scorers: Kane, Alli, Dier Cheers, Spurf!
**** it. I’m usually way off with my predictions, so I may as well predict something that’s gonna boost me up the league if it pays off. 1-2 Kane, Son
Citeh 3 - 1 Spurs Son Just cannot see us getting anything from this. Hope to Jeezus I’m wrong!! COYS! Cheers Spurf!
