You joke, but one of the old Brighton and Hove Albion managers, Chris Cattlin spent a while running a Rock Shop on Brighton seafront after he left the club.
I'm not joking. I loved my stick of rock. Whether I could consume a whole one now....well....I use to have a salad with my meals.Can't now.Too much! Where did my youth go to?????!….and middle age come to that!