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More ways to possibly pick up a season-ending injury without leaving the house.
Always remember that Santi Canizares was Spain's first-choice keeper...only to miss the 2002 World Cup after dropping an aftershave bottle on his footYou must log in or register to see media
More ways to possibly pick up a season-ending injury without leaving the house.

Worn his teeth down with too many pies...You must log in or register to see mediaLooking forward to the responses to this...
As mentioned in the replies, Steven Gerrard had a poor season due to impacted wisdom teeth, so it might not be outside the realms of possibilityWorn his teeth down with too many pies...
Looking forward to the responses to this...
Worn his teeth down with too many pies...
I bet Lamela has picked up a new injury. Probably doing Tik Tok or some such.Tottenham striker Harry Kane has recovered from his hamstring injury, says Spurs manager Jose Mourinho.
Kane had surgery to resolve the problem on 1 January and is fit again, along with team-mates Moussa Sissoko and Steven Bergwijn.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52487767
I'm leaning more towards Ben Davies tripping over the bottom stair and breaking a toeI bet Lamela has picked up a new injury. Probably doing Tik Tok or some such.
I'm leaning more towards Ben Davies tripping over the bottom stair and breaking a toe
Meanwhile, just down the road from Watford's training ground, Ngolo Kante has missed training as he is going into self-isolationYou must log in or register to see media
Really not looking forward to the return of the Premier League, but it's nice to see the players return to fitness.
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Technically nobody's playing right now, and if there's a sudden outbreak of common sense that will continue for a significant amount of timeHe wouldn’t have played anyway
Waiting for one of our less bright fans to question why it wasn’t done sooner so he would be available to play.Because of course...
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He's found another way to be unavailableI'm waiting for the announcement of cocos latest injury![]()
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