"Spurs are the best team in North London" - Robin Van Persie, of Arsenal

Nasri was the one that I most wanted to punch. But, funnily enough, now that he plays for £ity I don't seem to find his smug face so objectionable.

 

Always Arse Shaving. The cretinous shh thing he does. I HATE HIM, HATE HIM

 

That actually makes a lot of business sense, actually. He'd be a top-class player available for a knock-down price, can fit in with our style of play, wouldn't have the unheaval of relocating and, most importantly, that should demonstrate ambition that would bloody Chelsea's nose should they start sniffing around our squad (again...)

 

If he did, our hatred of Judas would pale into insignificance

 

Yeah but there cant be anyone that doesnt want to punch Nani , is there ?

 

If Nani grows a beard, it;s because he can't resist punching himself when he's shaving...

 

Nani's a very good player, but he's also a massive twat.
No wonder Ferguson thought he could be Ronaldo's replacement.