Spurlock's Ramadan diary

[NSIS]

I've voted Hoddle too. Not because he's an ex player of ours, I just think he's best qualified for the job - which, incidentally, means he almost certainly won't get it.

We wouldn't want the FA to act out of character and do something sensible now, would we?...

 

[NSIS]

Sir Stan, I have an issue with your avatar mate.

It's making me want to throw my monitor out of my office window.

If you're going to do that, at least wait until a knuckle dragger walks past..

How far down is it?...

 

[Stan]

Fixed.

Since SGE's time. It's been ****ing drab ever since he turned up.

 

[Stan]

Sir Stan, I have an issue with your avatar mate.

It's making me want to throw my monitor out of my office window.

The blethering idiot in my avatar is your next PM, show him some respect!

 

[Highburyal]

How much is the fine?

its approx £5 per day

 

[Highburyal]

Al..you getting all nasty with me? Silly ****.

nah bruv its Ramadan I wouldn't get nasty on you, your already nasty being Spud

 

[Highburyal]

Plus mate...who gives a **** as far as you know, go and find out and give Treble the answer he deserves...because guess what....I did look it up before I gave him a reply...I'm just not a Flanders so I don't go around thinking I'm better than anyone else....as far as you know isn't good enough when it comes to religious authority. Stop talking down to me constantly or I'll make you cry before your Ramadan is over lad.

Ok SPUD come on make me cry, I am waiting............

I have given him the answer you, if you weren't a Homer (Doh) you would understand.

 

[Highburyal]

And I know chick peas is protein you dumb **** I don't need a food nutrition lesson from you....and I know Abdullah means servent of God you humourless patronising Gooner prick.

How do I know you know? After all your a Spud and Spuds tend to be a little less intelligent then the rest of us

 

[Highburyal]

I have to say Spurlock, as much as I knew a little about Ramadan through some Muslim friends it's been a fun thread and a great way of talking about a cultural/religious experience and learning a bit about it while also taking the piss a bit about you not being able to eat, @highburyal I have to say you are coming across as a bit of a dick in all this, not everyone is perfect and lives their life the perfect way, I'm sure you have your faults fella.

yeh I have my faults, but compared to a Spud I am perfect

 

[Highburyal]

Not me Fosse, calm as can be.

Yeh he just had the stuff that makes his delusional haha

 

[luvgonzo]

Claims of intelligence certainly not backed up by the quality of posts "bruv".

 

[FosseFilberto]

... so I think we have established that all that fasting probably does make you touchy ...

 

[luvgonzo]

... so I think we have established that all that fasting probably does make you touchy ...

Probably bruv. Do I sound more streetwise and or cool when I use that term?

 

[FosseFilberto]

Claims of intelligence certainly not backed up by the quality of posts "bruv".

.. a bit of humility from you Gonz please ... you can't go taking free meals from those who have to forfeit and then be ungrateful


... scousers eh?

 

[Highburyal]

Claims of intelligence certainly not backed up by the quality of posts "bruv".

I was just getting in touch with Spud

 

[Highburyal]

5/6 days to go till the end of Ramadan, wow it has gone very fast

 

[Skylarker]

Can any fines be sent to me please?

 

[Highburyal]

Anyways spud...i wasn't talking down to you fat spud...i was messing with your mind (i know its small)...so forgive me in the name of allah (swt) in the month of Ramadan

 

[Spurlock]

Chips and homemade fried chicken..Nom nom

What you having Flanders?

 

[Highburyal]

Todays iftar was from one of our friends. Pilau, onion bhaji, samosas, sausages, dates.