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Spurlock's Ramadan Diary 2019

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, May 5, 2019.

  1. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I know what you mean - I tried it just before breaking fast but found I lacked the energy. Its a pity as we finish work here at 4pm during Ramadan so I could easily get an hour in before Maghrib at 545pm and then relax for the evening.

    Find that the meal after Iftar gradually gets smaller and smaller as Ramadan progresses. First proper fatsing day today as I was travelling back here Monday and Tuesday so trying to cope with the joint effects of jetlag and fasting. Think I will be having a power nap in the prayer room later.
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Im suspecting 'fatsing' is what you do after a day of fasting?
     
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    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Sounds about right - Mrs sent me back with a load of UK goodies so don't expect to lose much weight this Ramadan.
     
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    So are all the Mussies in here single and gay?
     
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  5. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    No, only the Scots.
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    You'd be better off pursuing your interest on Grindr, McPoopchute ... <ok>
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    You seem to be well versed in such matters.
     
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  8. SpursDisciple

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    He's still been a grumpy ****er lately. Demanding we spend money, and show passion and all kinds of ****.
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Happy to help you in your quest - asked a couple of like minded scotsmen on your behalf ... Ben Doon and Phil McAvity ... they seem to think you will fit in just fine <ok>
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Scotsman who are of the same mind as you!

    Hard to believe tbh.
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Sentence structure obviously a bit too complex for your comprehension .... I am not a Scotsman - you are a dim one with an apparent botty sex predilection (with an Asian preference now established) ... hence the like mindedness is obvious and doesn't include a strictly growler man like my good self ... happy to help <ok>
     
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Oooft! Out of all the boring as fùck Nigels in here you are definitely the worstest.

    Even Kev is less tedious than you. He is probably a bigger hit with the ladies as well.

    <cheers>
     
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  13. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Sent Fosse to deal with Aldo

    He won’t know what hit him
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    You probably mean 'on here' but your diction is like your wit ... SPL standard... nevertheless do keep trying, 4.1 erect, ... at least you keep us smiling with your needy attempts for recognition <cheers>
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    '4.1 erect' is currently my favourite play thing ... he's like Duncan ... but with halitosis... and a skirt <laugh>
     
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  16. brb

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    ….and, even now, should the worst come to the worstest, dang my pulpit if I would not shoulder my musket, and wade up to the conjunction of my trowses’ legs in blood, sooner than see one inch of the soil that gave me birth and freedom, violated by an invading foe!

    <party>
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Hope it’s going well homes.
     
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  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Nope I definitely meant in here. Only a really tedious cùnt such as yourself would even bother with such pishy patter as that.

    Are you a mussie, is this fasting lark interfering with your brain function or is total arse your default setting?

    Asking for a fiend.
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well said Kevbo
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    A big bout of boredom sofa bruv
     
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