Off Topic Spurlock's Ramadan Diary 2018

I feel it's my duty

 

Are you on your period or something? You're very upperty lately but maybe it's because you're starving and wondering whether it's all worth it. As I correctly said life goes on.

Ps. Eating a wonderful bacon sandwich with brown sauce.

 

I have recently aquired a taste for bacon and mushroom sandwiches - fry the mushrooms in butter, with loads of salt and pepper. Brown sauce optional, but definitely better than red (tomato sauce with bacon is a no-no )

 

Have to agree, red sauce in a bacon sandwich should be a hanging offence but I'm liking the sound of butter fried mushrooms.

 

First lager.....now bacon butties.

.......and it’s day 2.

 

Just what did he expect?

 

PS... this may not have been a dinner I've had

 

Wid

 

Worth it to me...so what's your point?

Let's break it down Skiddy, you're a coward who flirts, I'm saying lets ****?

 

No point, what you do no one gives a **** about pal like the rest of us. But knock yourself out, as if you need more humiliation right now.

 

Stupid arse Lady boy ****ing ***got...you're first missus saw sense and tried killing you..can't say I blame her.

Let's play Skiddy

 

Humiliation for what...so go on then..why am I questioning wether it's worth it?

You ****ing daft ****

 

Defo food crazy, you're mumbling now boy.

 

Two's up.

 

Oh Deary me, what a tirade of abuse. I'm calling rattled to ****ery.

 

Did ya Mrs try to kill you Ginge?

 

With her cock.

 

Nah, I've rag-dolled the ****er so much today his rambling.

I shouldn't do it but it's a calling.

 

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