Spurlock

Yeah no probs mate, I know who you are anyway, and I'm good mates with @Commachio - btw do you have window locks, asking for a friend?

 

Really ?

 

Yeah mate, really, me and @Commachio go back decades mate. I used to be the person that buried the bodies he killed when he use to get a bit reckless in the Marines. you know the sort, they get a bit mouthy, so Comm used to wait until dark, and creep up in through their window, one slit, job done in their sleep.

Anyway bruv, don't worry about all that back to my question, have you got locks on your windows?

 

@Spurlock

For a spud you're OK
PS keep on bigging up Maureen it's making for a great read

 

Sleep well tonight bruv, just make sure you give them windows an extra nudge before bedtime.

 

He could just knock on the door

 

No, it's not quite the same that way. Sleep well sweet prince.

 

Top lad Slurps, one of the better Spuds and always up for some bants. Also king of the gif's so has my respect there.

 

Looks like you need to tell your neighbour to buy a better router mate.

 

Lovin the tune mate...sums things up nicely lol

I fear a ban one day coming my way on the Spurs board

 

Stop PMing with this ****te....

If this guy is really going to come and kill me.. i need to know.. i have already phoned the police

 

Eh

 

Done with a sharpened cucumber.

 

Too easy mate. Sshite wants to play psychological games

 

This calls for grapes.

 

Hello which service please?

Police!

You are through to police how can we help you?

There's a man going to kill me

Ok, sir, stay calm, where is this man right now?

Er...I don't know....probably at work

At work sir?

Yes, at work, he don't finish until 10pm

ok, so how do you know he's going to kill you?

His mate told me

Who's his mate sir?

brb

Why, where you going, stay on the line please.

Nooo, his mate is brb

How do you spell that please sir.

b r b

 

I love this bloke. Proper sound fella and having spoken privately with him for a while now he’s somebody with a heart of gold and a sound moral compass.

Funny contributer to the forum too and has got a good balance between funny self deprecation and brutal one line cusses.

Also took his bet forfeit like a man and wore that ‘slurpcock’ moniker with style.

Also funny seeing his galant efforts to recuse HIAG with the chopper when he’s dug a hole for himself and taking a pasting.

Just shows that a Gooner and Spud can get along fine. We’re supposed to be enemies, but this guy cuts through all of that. We’re like the Biggie & Tupac of this forum, the world wants us to have a beef, but at the end of the day, there’s only respect.

Big love brother