Spurlock has been found

Sorry to disappoint you not I am not after a rub of your balls. I am not one of the inbreds from Sunderland

 

Im not disapointed, just had an itch. Seeing as you are a whipping boy, thought the extra tenner would be welcome.

 

... what did you pay the first tenner for?

 

A slow dance. The arsenal bitch was ****e. But thought it may improve.

 

I am sorry you must have mistaken me for someone from Sunderland Sunderland men (your preference) must be **** and dirty for them to be so damn cheap or maybe you cant afford to go top end of the market! There is only so much money the government hands out on the dole, especially now all the **** areas like Sunderland wont be getting any funding from EU or the Brexit Government as promised. Not saying that's a bad thing though

 

. Suicide watch

 

Is that because the religion does not support your 'spot the white man' cruising?

 

I like to visit the Sunderland board and speak to those lads in their own tongue. They love me, those lads do. They treat me as one of their own.

Oh, and don't worry about little Lee. He's harmless enough. He dreams of being the next Raoul Moat. We all need a dream, eh, lads!