Off Topic Spurlock’s Ramadan Diary 2021

I haven't had second breakfast if that helps support you through this

 

its really nice except it has candied peel in it as well as the fruit which i find just irritating .

 

No brekky yet, Gonna have a spliff before I eat anything.

Then buy some **** on amazon.

Then probs have a bowl of cheese

 

Which one shall I have first?

@brb

 

Mango, I love mango.

 

i don't mind mango..

 

Dr Pepper and Cream soda. What type of magic is this? Where you get that from.

 

Must admit that did catch my attention....but went for the safe option of mango.

 

it sounds horrid...

do you like mango fruit, not the drink?

 

Yeah I like mango fruit, although that is probably mostly sugar and water.

 

If I’m having mango it’s in Um bongo

just fount the Dr Pepper. It’s £1.50 a can online. **** that.

 

i find with the likes of mango and papaya, they are better when ripened.

 

local shop...I thought exactly the same thing when I saw it...had to purchase...cost me £1.19 pence

 

Thought would treat the Mrs as she loves Dr Pepper.

but I don’t like her that much.

 

It’s the national fruit of Pakistan...it’s in the dna...the local shop gets them in every year...I think they are called Chaunsa mangoes, some honey mangoes too. 5 in a box, £6 a pop...well worth it...fat and yellow...sweet as

 

@Spurlock, do you not eat pork for the same reason as the Jewish people?

 

yeah same reason...we have similar reasons behind the rules about eating animals etc plus they are filthy creatures etc etc

 

So for hygene and health reasons? I only ask as I watch a Jewish guy on YouTube and he regularly tucks into pork. He explained the reason as back in the day there was a risk of infection due to pork not being stored/cooked properly so it was avoided which is understandable. But these days pork is butchered properly and cooked well so he says it's not an issue.

 

yeah he will say what he wants to so that he can tuck in

probably @West WindsR

but the faith has laws that are more complex than that like the fact that they are prohibited from eating 2 hooved animals and pig falls into that category.

 

Yeah only animals with split hooves that chew the cud. Fish have to have fins and scales.

Complete load of bollocks, of course, but less risk of creating global pandemics.