#SpritzerGate

What in the name of Gandalf’s balls are you on about?!!!

 

Oops... thought it was OK to get your kids involved with threads on here? ... my bad ... probably just made it all up ... doubt I'm the first

 

My daughter just told you to **** off

 

Bambs is being rag dolled by posters’ kids!

 

I’ve never been enough of a spirits drinker to have bottles of them in the house but thought they might make a change from my usual beer and wine.

I’ve cleared a shelf in a cupboard and bought a bottle of vodka and a bottle of spiced rum to start my collection.

Suggestions welcome.

 

A decent bottle of gin and a single malt whiskey.

 

I wouldn't bother with the vodka, it tastes ****e.

Glad to help.

 

I like single malt whiskey but avoid buying it as it gives me a muthafucka of a hangover.

 

You decided not to pop out tonight, mate.

I’m just finishing up a pint, and about to head back to watch a movie.

 

I like a Bloody Mary but only ever end up drinking them on a plane for some reason.

 

What you gonna watch mate?

 

Mine said she knows your daughter... apparently she confided in my lass that her old man's a bit of a dickhead ... kids eh?

 

Depends on whether you’re intending drinking them all yourself, or having a decent stocked bar for when the occasion arises.

A decent Brandy is a must irrespective, an Irish peaty whisky and a couple of single malts.

 

Children Of The Corn ....

 

She tells me herself every day mate, it’s no secret

 

Decent stocked bar. Brandy is a good call.

 

I found out a while back that there’s actually some genuine science behind why people seem to enjoy a Bloody Mary so much on planes.

 

I’ve got a really ****ty horror movie about the demonic ghost of a girl who terrorises a babysitter for not logical reason.

I’ve had two goes at it, and I am determined to get to the end so that I can say I didn’t waste the three quid it cost me.

 

Ive read that.
Something about noise levels amplify our sense of taste.