#SpritzerGate

Wtf??!!

 

.... tell me about it ... I have 3 ... when they are at Primary school you are the cleverest man in the world ... soon as they turn teenager you become thick as **** and totally out of touch ... in fairness the oldest 2 have mellowed a lot but my 14 year old is a right fire brand

 

I’ve got this somewhat weird hidden bar area in my living room. Never used the ****er, but the old bird we bought the place from had it rammed with all kinds. I keep thinking I ought to get it sorted out and stocked up. It’s got a copper sink for some reason. ****ing odd.

 

Go on.

 

Sounds like they’ve got you sussed, Bambs.

 

Yeah mines 2 years old
Very advanced. I hoped she’d at least get to her teens before realising how much of a failure her dad is.

Ho hum

 

She’s 2. Fosse’s is 14 and they know each other? Weird.

 

Apparently the noise levels make your taste receptors less reactive, so the strong flavour of the tomato juice and the additions to a Bloody Mary tastes less harsh than it does on the ground.

 

I suspect just about every daughter has their dad sussed, Quents ...

 

I wouldn’t know about that, as I have only boys.

 

Just wait until you have to take them to concerts and hang about until it all ends ... in my time I have done Busted, The Jonas Brothers, Imagine Dragons, Red Hot Chillies and ****ing BTS

 

Yeah, but what about the ones you took your little girls to, Bambs?

 

Listed Quents ... you need to pay more attention

 

I'm at home. Only stayed Tuesday this week. Was back up there this morning and treated myself to a free breakfast but was home by half three.

On hols next week, will have to go back up there the week after the BH but not sure on what day(s).

We're done there, the jobs complete.

 

True, a Bloody Mary is very nice.

That's pretty much the only use for vodka I can think of.

 

It’s like meeting a bird on the penultimate night of your holiday.

 

Do what I did with my 4 year old

I hated him before he thought I was a dickhead...it doesn't hurt your feelings then

 

Hopefully, we'll get to meet up once more before you pack up for good.

 

JLS, Busted, Avril Lavigne, Justin Bieber*, and One Direction are some of the ****e my daughters have dragged me to.
*gave away my ticket for free to a kid that had been ripped off by seller, front block at O2 as well !

 

Always remember my kid when younger missing the last train home from a concert. You know how it goes.....2, 3, 4 o'clock I can't remember but it was stooopid o'clock and i had work early hours.....phone goes, I'm fast a sleep and it wakes me up.....oh who the fook is that.....'hello dad' - 'yup' - 'I've missed my train' - 'where are yer' - 'Victoria' - quietly under breath ffs! - 'ok, no prob, on my way'

You just do it don't yer!

Anyway get there, in the car they pop.....yup 'they' mate and all. Tell's me later mate wouldn't ask their dad in case they moaned....ffs it's yer kid!