Spirit Animal

My spirit animal is the wolf and my star sign is Virgo, however I believe in all of that to be utter bollocks.

 

Perhaps unsurprisingly, i'm a bear.

 

OWL Characteristics: Intuition, ability to see what other do not see, announcer of change, wisdom

thought I'd get woodpecker tbh

 

I'm an owl. I don't mean on the quiz, just letting you guys know that you're talking to an owl.

 

rabbit - gemini

 

I'm a Jack Russel terrier but my star sign is Aries the Ram.

If I could pick an animal to be I'd be a grizzly bear.
Got the life of Riley them ****s.
As soon as it gets cold they huddle up in their caves & go to sleep for three or four months.
When they wake up, all they do is eat & ****.

Canny ****ing gig if you ask me.

 

Hairy are ya mate?

 

This has really ****ed me off.

Such a camp animal.

 

I'm one also.

 

I'd have you down as more of a moth, more volatile, they seem pissed up half the time as well, constantly trying to get at that ****ing light bulb.

After hours of self abuse they usually just end up in the knicker drawer.

 

a good comparison.

A ****ing butterfly man, ffs...oh look at me flutter.

 

Jungle chest, fella. Fortunately my back and shoulders remain clear...to date. Got a canny winter beard going this year too, better than last. Always go a bit Grizzly Adams in November and December. Not one of these ****ing hipster jobs, mind you. Yourself?

 

Your spirit animal is the Tiger

Characteristics: Willpower, personal strength and courage, aggression or anger, unpredictability

Spirit Animal Profile: In the kingdom of spirit animals, the tiger puts a special emphasis on raw feelings and emotions. The tiger spirit animal symbolizes primal instincts, unpredictability, and ability to trust yourself. By affinity with this spirit animal, you may enjoy dealing with life matters spontaneously, trusting your intuition and acting fast when needed.

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Star Sign is also Leo

 

I think I could count them, possibly 20. I can't really grow a full beard either, it's a bit patchy in a couple of places!

Not a fan at all of them bloody hipster beards, or hipsters in general. Stupid tailor I went to for a suit couple of weeks ago handed me a pair of trousers that stopped 6 inches before my ankle stopped and he said 'It's all the rage nowadays mate'... I'm going to a negotiate in boardrooms of some of the biggest companies in North America, not joining a ****ing circus pal.

 

Sounds like he's lining up a nice set of plus-fours for you. All you need is some jazzy socks, shiny brogues and your off!

 

Mine is a semi circular duck billed platypus ...