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RDW1

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Jan 22, 2010
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Mrs phoned me at work this morning all hysterical saying she had caught a spider under a glass on the stairs and would i put it out when I got in.
"Why cant you put it out yourself?" I asked
"Its huge and it's freaking me out"
So I come home. and sure enough, there is a pint glass with a book on top of it about 4 stairs up (the book is obviously there in case the spider is strong enough to move a pint glass <doh>).
Anyway, this thing is ****in MASSIVE!!! I've never seen a spider this big before.
She's just phoned to ask if I got rid of it.
Oh. I've got rid of it alright.
It's now in a wee tupperware dish under her pillow. <laugh>
 
spider season is in the autumn. they better no start gettin wide in spring
 
I don't mind spiders really. My mate had a Tarantula and I let it out at a party once. To this day he doesn't know it was me. Caused ****ing pandemonium when he turns round and says "My Tarantula isn't in it's cage" <laugh>
 
I don't like spiders but I'm in no way afraid of them or anything.

A good few years back I used to deliver the free newspaper. Walking along the street and notice a ****ing huge spider on my arm. It was the size of my hand <yikes> Nothing a paper couldnt deal with <ok>

Think it must have been some ****s pet spider that escaped.

On that note, why the **** do people keep spiders as pets??? Morons
 
found this wee bastard lurking about where i was sleeping, jumped up and down on it a lot just after this was taken. <ok>


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