Mrs phoned me at work this morning all hysterical saying she had caught a spider under a glass on the stairs and would i put it out when I got in. "Why cant you put it out yourself?" I asked "Its huge and it's freaking me out" So I come home. and sure enough, there is a pint glass with a book on top of it about 4 stairs up (the book is obviously there in case the spider is strong enough to move a pint glass ). Anyway, this thing is ****in MASSIVE!!! I've never seen a spider this big before. She's just phoned to ask if I got rid of it. Oh. I've got rid of it alright. It's now in a wee tupperware dish under her pillow.
Had to be done. Put the thing out? You could have put a lead on the ****er and taken it for a walk!!!!!!
I don't mind spiders really. My mate had a Tarantula and I let it out at a party once. To this day he doesn't know it was me. Caused ****ing pandemonium when he turns round and says "My Tarantula isn't in it's cage"
I don't really mind them either. JnrW was wanting to play with it, but it might have bit her arm off!!
I don't like spiders but I'm in no way afraid of them or anything. A good few years back I used to deliver the free newspaper. Walking along the street and notice a ****ing huge spider on my arm. It was the size of my hand Nothing a paper couldnt deal with Think it must have been some ****s pet spider that escaped. On that note, why the **** do people keep spiders as pets??? Morons
found this wee bastard lurking about where i was sleeping, jumped up and down on it a lot just after this was taken. View attachment 97
