****ing hell When I clicked the smiley icon, my missus walked past my computer and saw Chegwin standing there with nae clothes at the corner of the screen. She casually asked if I was watching gay porn again
Naw. What is now central Europe wasn't it? Anyhoo, we Scots originate from the middle east via what is now Portugal, then Ireland, then Scotland. God bless Eqyptian Queen Scota and her lover Hibernus. They also brought the Holy Grail with them, now buried under Roslyn Chapel, and looked after by the Knights Templar who are my very own forefathers and now av said too much...
Is Derry twinned with Gibraltar ? Both have monkeys that **** all over the street and steal anything that isn't nailed down .
Egypt by the grace of Queen Scota of Egypt. Iran == Aryan? That wid really piss the Nazis off. No many blond haired blue eyed ****s hinging aboot in Iran. Then or now. Aldo == Tina.