Anyone noticed that the Spanish team have a special person on the bench when they make a substitution. She wears a jacket and has glasses. Her sole purpose is to walk up to the touchline and pat the player coming off on the back and then go and sit down again. If England had a similar person perhaps they would still be in the tournament?
Aswan, England did have a "special" person, his name is Wayne Rooney. When Hodgson asked who'd be happy to take a pen Rooney said he wanted some crayons instead.
