Southampton v Newcastle United - The Official Build Up / Match Day Thread

You sure it's Keith Lemon and not Hulk Hogan?

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To make matters even worse yesterday, Cliffy with a few days growth and his unwashed face and seemingly wearing the clothes he sleeps in, was dropping dead bodies in the bog and had the courrier on the coach employed full time going around with an air freshener!

This happened several times and even with the air freshener people were having to cover their faces with their scarves. Yuk and double yuk!

We had to make an emergency stop on the Motorway to top up with more air fresheners.

Don't think they'd have had to stop for air fresheners on this coach.

 

The son of the guy that was standing beside me near the players entrance was the mascot for the day, don't know how he started to follow us but he wrote and asked if he could be the mascot and got chosen for the day.

 

Tiote and Cisse seem to get on well with each other.