Match Day Thread Southampton v Chelsea Sunday 7th October 2018 14:15

No-one likes a Smartie

 

It's wishful thinking so that Chelsea drop off from Liverpool. At the end of the day, he's a superstitious fan like the rest of us.

 

I am going to Wispa this....we may get a point after our Boost on Tuesday. It will be no Picnic though. Just park the Double Decker and let Oreo go in with some Crunchie tackles.

 

I came here to read about the game, and it's a completely different topic!

 

This thread has descended into a Feast (OK, it;s an ice cream) of Word Association football tennis elbow. Don't forget that we're here (because we're here) to talk about (of flu) the match. Or we can just enjoy ourselves.

 

Think we'll put it a gutsy performance but a late defensive error will result in a 3 2 defeat

 

I hate those Reeses Meeses to Pieces

 

https://www.chelsea-news.co/2018/10/image-unexpected-stats-comparison-chelsea-southampton/

For stat lovers, we are better than Chelsea in some cases.

Yeah, right

 

Is it pissing down in Southampton ?

 

You've come to the wrong place to read about football

Just like a cat that washes itself when its been chased we talk bollocks to make ourselves feel better ... Works for me

 

Between us we have opened the metaphorical door on subjects as diverse as chocolate bars, etc, and old Hanna Barbera cartoon characters.
Now if only we can keep up this pretence of not worrying about the match, we can enjoy tomorrow, safe in the knowledge that we care more about sweets and cartoon cats than the score. Unless, of course, we win, then it's Flakes all round.

 

Cat? Bollocks? This thread is the dog's bollocks. Can we get it copyrighted, and sell it as the next Channel 4 comedy?

 

Yes, but what's his choice in choccy bars?

 

I was clearly too subtle. There is a chocolate pun in there!

Good answer though!

 

I just realised an unintentional chocolate pun in my previous post..."to get on Topic"

 

Big Sam currently viewing homes for rent in the Trafford area.

 

By the way, I make my own organic raw chocolate, which is the best thing ever.

 

NASA notwithstanding, the Americans own neither Mars or the Galaxy at this point

 

Sorry Fran I didn't have dime to ask