Southampton in talks with German international midfielder Aaron Hunt

His legs look a bit short.

Apparently his mother is English.

 

Are those thing related?

 

They could be I guess. However, never met his mother so can't confirm this

 

English women are on average 1.5cm shorter than German women: http://www.averageheight.co/average-female-height-by-country

 

There you go. Backed up by science Fran! We're now all the wiser

 

How come no one has mentioned that the skates want to sign his brother Isaac? Ooops I'll get my coat

 

I was happy when I realised I wasn't plump, but a super middleweight.

 

Or his cousin Warwick....

 

Just spoke to a good friend of mine who is a sports writer, and watches a lot of bundesliga.

His exact quote: "I'd be shocked if you took him, he's below your level."

Doesn't sound too promising. I trust his opinion over anyone when it comes to football, but he could be wrong though!

 

I thought he had Northern Irish roots and grew up in a British army base in Germany.