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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Sep 5, 2013.

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Hi honey, are your baws needin emptied?

    I have a strong sook on me sweet cheeks.

    PM me darling.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 5, 2013
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Check oot the beel on the pensioner <laugh>

    Enjoy your night out from the nursing home. Stick to the soup <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 5, 2013
  3. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    If you are getting pounded really hard, the movement of your head makes it look like the lobsters are ****ing. That's caused me to finish early on numerous occasions.
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Sep 5, 2013
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    And strangely enough I have now been invited to a curry night tomorrow night.

    It's not easy being popular. Your diary tends to get full all the time.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Sep 5, 2013
  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Don't mind them ER,it looks lovely.Some of them will be going into M&S for the meal for two with wine pretending they have a girlfriend.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 5, 2013

  7. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Everybody on this thread has made me laugh ... well done!
     
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  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That the one I watch ... fed up watching you **** into crisp packets!
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I had a look at them. They're ****in tiny. It's a meal for one split into two boxes.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 5, 2013
  10. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    The other underpass was blocked at the entrance. I thought a lorry had dropped a balloon filled with lard from the road above.....now I know it was just you standing there <ok>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Sep 5, 2013
  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's the last time I go glue sniffing at coocaddens.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 5, 2013
  12. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Now, that's just hurtful <wah>
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Just wait till I get involved pud. It'll be like a Downs kid being chased by a wasp.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 5, 2013
  15. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You never even realised when I started to shag you <laugh> Must have looked like a fly buzzing around an elephants arse.
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Sep 5, 2013
  16. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>



    ****!
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>`
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 5, 2013
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    fuxake <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 5, 2013
  19. ScotlandFanMuir

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    A Not606 night out would never work.

    I refuse to go into a pub shouting 'I WILL KICK YOUR **** IN'.
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Sep 5, 2013
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