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Im getting a picture here Steve

 

I'm a lovely generous geezer Minxy, ask Mick

 

think his words were "tight g*t"

 

WHAT!

The ****er, all the times he insists on buying a round and never lets me buy one the slag , I'll remember that the next time we honour them with our presence in Italy!

 

Ok

.... so maybe that wasn't his exact words

 

You don't say Minxy

 

OK ... I'll put my wooden spoon away

 

And the **** stirring pot as well!

****ing lovely witch

 

Was going to REP you .... but I don't think I'll bother now

 

Opps

Go on then, you know you want too Minxy

 

Ok ..... one rep from me

&

just see how big you have grown

 

hon

 

Should we call you big boy now?

 

Have a New Year drink on me lads (and lasses)

Got any entertainment lined up for tonight Minxy - maybe a bit of

 

You're our entertainment tonight Grumps

..... Did I forget to mention it

 

Just getting me leather trousers and bow tie out Minx - what time am I on

 

About 10.30. ...... think your act may go down better after a few

 

Minxy it depends who is in the audience it's a full monty, just to make Steve and Mighty look small - so get your girly mates in (and I'm not talking about Farsley)

 

By the way 10.30 might be a bit late - got a party to go to

 

Ok ... But you'll to be quick .... I'm off out soon too

But that will send me out with a big grin on my face