Soppy Bollox Bar

Plenty of do-nuts about Maestro

 

Olof
if her indoors gets jelous over them 2 your in big trouble mukka



dont take her on any zoo trips

 

There's no way i'm shagging ****tu, Mighty. i'm not gay you know

 

LOL .... best not then

 

got some burnt toast that the dogs would eat

 

Aint seen 'em yet mate, just had to glance at yours, the twat won't **** off to bed

 

must be your charm

 

strange cos i had no problem with her

 

Think she must have dragged him off to bed

 

want a drink barmaid ? one for me too please thirsty work all this bantering,,,,

 

that would be nice

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do you want a beer or do you fancy a stiff one ?

 

yes please make mine a stiff one

 

Shhhhhh, she's still sat next to me

 

Fo'fuxake, the flirting on here is scandalous,

Mighty, are you Sid James or what

 

you better give Olof a stiff one too

 

I think I did earlier

 

do you have any £1 coins i need to go to the toilet

 

no ... but there's a bucket in the yard