Soppiest Bollocks June Vote

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Who is your choice for the trophy

  • Norman as the cheating reigning champion

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Tommylion for thinking that Resurgam is a weed

    Votes: 4 80.0%

  • Swords Hoopster for thinking that Norman & Waccoe are different people

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Matt for thinking that the supermods will intervene on the SB thread in my absence

    Votes: 1 20.0%
  • Total voters
    5
  • Poll closed .
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Millwallsteve

Millwallsteve

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Fill your boots lads! :grin:

Sorry it's a bit later than normal this month but catching up from holiday & work come first as you'll understand. <ok>
 
Bollox i was gonna nominate mrs soppy bollox for locking the garage keys in the car and then locking the car in the garage <doh>
 
MIGHTY said:
Bollox i was gonna nominate mrs soppy bollox for locking the garage keys in the car and then locking the car in the garage <doh>
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She put that on facebook! <yikes> <laugh>

I listened to her voicemails and called her back yesterday just before leaving Waterloo for Reading. <laugh>
 
WACCOE by 2020 said:
You could nominate mr soppy bollox for only having one key at home.
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<doh> Norman.

She's already lost the original key that we had for years and is now using the one I was using up until recently so now I'm left with my original spare key. <ok>

Suffice to say we now need to get another spare key cut for emergencies! <yikes> <laugh>
 
Millwallsteve said:
<doh> Norman.

She's already lost the original key that we had for years and is now using the one I was using up until recently so now I'm left with my original spare key. <ok>

Suffice to say we now need to get another spare key cut for emergencies! <yikes> <laugh>
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You sound suprised... Female, bound to happen!
 
WACCOE by 2020 said:
She ain't exactly **** hot at choosing other half either. Granted it's a pretty poor selection to choose from darn Sarf. ;)
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Far be it of me to take the piss Norman as I don't do those sorts of things <whistle>, but years ago I offered to buy her one of those musical keyrings where you whistle and it plays a tune to let you know where the keys are but she said no! <laugh>
 
Millwallsteve said:
Far be it of me to take the piss Norman as I don't do those sorts of things <whistle>, but years ago I offered to buy her one of those musical keyrings where you whistle and it plays a tune to let you know where the keys are but she said no! <laugh>
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Instead she took you, she whistles and you come running. Lol
 
Resurgam said:
The only things that move when you whistle Steve, are your choo choo trains <laugh>
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That's what I meant Kev <laugh> although not strictly true but we're not splitting hairs are we as you might already know that's not what gets the train going mate. <ok>
 
Irishshako said:
..and they're fecking late.................:grin:
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We have been this week shako but it's not always our fault, but of course we get the blame as it goes with the territory mate. <ok>

Talking of which, did you hear about the nutter last Wednesday who walked onto the tracks at Waterloo so all lines had to be blocked (juice turned off), ****ing disruption that caused till 10pm and surprise, surprise when they nicked him he was sectioned under the mental health act! <laugh>

****ing nothing compared to the torture he'd receive in Pyongyang!!!! :emoticon-0116-evilg :evil:

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Welcome to our manor my friend! <whistle>
 
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