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Sophie Ellis Bexter, Victoria Coren and Stephanie Flanders...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, Oct 5, 2011.

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  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I like this <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Oct 5, 2011
  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    The whole idea of actually going into a place specifically to buy a drink of coffee is just ridiculous anyway in my eyes. Especially when it costs more than a pint. I hate Starbucks-quaffing ****s, I really do.
     
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  3. Erik

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    Just imagine Giles knocking on the door, saying he's got the Trivial Pursuit out and a tray of gluten-free digestives (plus a few other nibbles). <laugh>
     
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    Erik, Oct 5, 2011
  4. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    yeah but you always take the cup home with you <ok>
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Who the hell is Staphanie Flanders?


    ps Just googled it. It's the post-op tranny journalist.
     
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  6. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I don't drink coffee myself, but even I can see how ****ing stupid it is to pay out half your weekly wage for a few beans and some boiling water... <doh>

    Look at the names as well! <laugh>

    http://starbucks.co.uk/menu/beverage-list
     
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    Erik, Oct 5, 2011

  7. Jobby Funbags

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    <laugh>

    He has to spend his time knocking about with the lesbo one out of Mel and Sue while you're riding seven shades out of his sister.

    I bet she wears big pants (you can see the line sometimes at the wall bit on Only Connect <whistle>)
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Oct 5, 2011
  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Another one that irritates me is the use of "good" in reply to someone asking how you are.
    -How're you doing?
    -I'm good, thanks.
    <grr>
    Good? As opposed to evil?
    What's wrong with just saying "alright"? That's how it used to be.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 5, 2011
  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    <ok>

    As eddie would call them: sheeple.
     
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  10. Erik

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    <laugh> The boss-eyed dyke who looks like Danny Wallace? I know the one.
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I wouldn't go in there in the first place. Robbing bastards.
     
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  12. Erik

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    Whether I'd just been hit with a cricket bat or partaken in anal intercourse with Kelly Brook, I'd still say "alright". I never respond to questions about my emotional state with any answer other than that.
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    "Iced Skinny Flavoured Latte"? For ****sake.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Oct 5, 2011
  14. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    "Alright", or "not too bad". That's it.
     
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  15. Erik

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    <laugh> Iced Caramel Macchiato? Espresso Frappuccino Light Blended Beverage? Mocha Light Frappuccino Blended Beverage? Starbucks Discoveries Qandi-Caramel Latte? Chai Crème Frappuccino Blended Beverage?
     
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    <laugh> It is true though - i hate those ****s who say things like "yeah i'm all right all things considered " because you know they want you to ask and it'll turn out that their missus has been humping the gardener again, the cat was raped by a drunk or their 14 year old is pregnant by the lad from next door - and they expect you to actually give a ****.
     
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  17. jenthesaint1990

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    guess you could say the same to anyone that wastes their money on fast food. £7 or £8 for a "meal" from mcdonalds takes the ****ing piss. what kind of mongs seriously buy that ****.
     
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  18. Jobby Funbags

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    Sometimes, I like to pretend I'm from Yorkshire and say "fair to middlin'"
     
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  19. Erik

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    I think they're the same person. :undecided:

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  20. Erik

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    I have said that before actually. And when something bad happens like a relative dying or losing a fiver, I say '****'.
     
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