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Sophie Ellis Bexter, Victoria Coren and Stephanie Flanders...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, Oct 5, 2011.

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    ...stop this madness now, or I'm coming round to kick your ****s in.

    Bexter, it's muder or the dancefloor, not murder on the dohns-floor.

    Coren, you want the answer, not the ohn-ser.

    Flanders, for ****'s sake get your own ****ing name right. It's Flanders, not Flohn-ders.

    That is all. <grr>
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

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    Got the painters in dear?
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    No, but I'm getting a new boiler installed at the weekend. Whatever that means.
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    How dare you say there's anything wrong with my Victoria <grr> <grr> <grr>








    <grr>
     
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  5. RAVENBLACK

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    Die ya wee fud.
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Anything good on ITV2 last night?
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Don't get me wrong, I'd like to bang her senseless. But I'd gag the bint first.
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

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    Don't watch ITV2 so I don't know sonny.

    Did you get a good servicing up the dung funnel last night?
     
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  9. Jobby Funbags

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    Part of the joy of banging Miss Coren (apart from seeing her huge half-hungarian tits swinging about) would be hearing her posh accent telling you to do deprived things to her (whilst also quoting Plato and reciting Poker probabilities)

    <****bank>
     
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  10. Erik

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    <laugh> Excellent thread
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Up in the north we speak English properly. We have our breakfast, dinner and tea, then we have a nice relaxing bath, not a bawth.
     
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  12. Erik

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    <ok> Don't forget luncheon!
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...or brunch <ok>
     
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  14. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I avoided that as I didn't wish to offend Jip.
     
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    Erik, Oct 5, 2011
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Why the hell not? The posh git needs brought down a peg or two, that's what I say.
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Always the gent Erik, always the gent <ok>

    Posh <grr>

    It's them ****s who eat lunch then dinner and "take" a bawth that are posh.
     
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  17. Erik

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    <ok> I always try to do right by you, Jip.

    Or the faux-Yanks who 'draw' a bath.
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

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    <hug>

    Or that Yank trend that has taken on over here: "can I get a coffee?" (or cwoffee if you're in New York) No you ****ing can't, you can have one!
     
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  19. Erik

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    Ex-****ing-actly. You're a wise man, Jip, and I know you'll resist the Yankeefication of the North.
     
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    Erik, Oct 5, 2011
  20. Jobby Funbags

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    Hmmmm, get/have doesn't really bother me.


    Pronouncing schedule with a hard "c" like school - now that <grr><grr>'s me.
     
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