Soon be here

[Jamrag]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-23372330

Climbing temperatures, which triggered a "level three" heatwave warning in the South West, have not put off the opening of a new Christmas shop.

The shop in Truro, Cornwall, will sell nativity sets, decorations and advent calendars.

They're all crackers!

 

[VenomPD]

You're taking these puns too fir.

 

[Jamrag]

Can you look me in the eyes and tell me in all honestly that you don't pine for them?

Thought not.

Yacontcha!

 

[DevAdvocate]

Treemendous thread but Yule rue the day you posted this because doubtless it will make some people Noel.

 

[Shawswood]

Won't go near the decorations in case I get tinselitis.

 

[Null]

There's a Christmas shop open all year round near Callander!


All year round - Calendar!

 

[Shawswood]

That Santa can be a contrary git; he'll only come down the chimney when it soots him

 

[Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction]

Think its time to wrap up this thread

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

I can't think of any Christmas related puns at present.

 

[gas]

fuxake

 

[Jamrag]

fuxake

awwww, yule get over it

Yacontcha!

 

[Mick O'Toon]

It's time to insert a sanity clause into this forum.

 

[RebelBhoy]

It's time to insert a sanity clause into this forum.

Whaddaya mean a sanity clause? There is no sanity clause.


It is the advent of threads like this that make my friend Frank incensed.

 

[Jamrag]

Whaddaya mean a sanity clause? There is no sanity clause.


It is the advent of threads like this that make my friend Frank incensed.

Are you advocaating no myrrh puns?

 

[E.T. Fairfax]

Whaddaya mean a sanity clause? There is no sanity clause.


It is the advent of threads like this that make my friend Frank incensed.

Marx Brothers?

 

[Gambol]

Marx Brothers?

Spencer was funnier.

 

[Jamrag]

Spencer was funnier.

stop trying ffs.

Yacontcha!

 

[DevAdvocate]

Hopefully this will Marx the end of this PUNishing thread.

 

[Gambol]

Hopefully this will Marx the end of this PUNishing thread.

yacontcha!