There are a lot of things you can do with those two items, Mick. Tarquin will be along soon to elucidate.
I may be full of **** (no may about it in fact) but I can come up with utter ****ty threads which for some unfathomable reason appear to go down quite well. I think I've found my Mojo on here.
First sledge (also made by my Grandad); age four? Top class cricket bat not long after my Mum sent me to the posh school; age twelve? First complete Heart of Midlothian football kit; age six? F**k me; times havnae changed much!
Super Nintendo when I was 2 Tonka truck when I was 5 Mountain bike when I was 11 Flute when I was young and had no sense